My View From Down Here

Morning there, as the title suggests, its a Monday morning =(. An early one at that.

My day starts with being woken up by 4 alarm clocks to ensure i don't stay in bed too long, then jumping around dressing, making my packed lunch which makes me feel like I'm in school again, then getting the early bus just in case the traffic is bad, which iv learnt it never is and i get to work too early.

After this weekend, which involved a binge of chocolate and Baileys, since the girlfriend loves them, i managed to squeeze in a brief viewing of the new 'Disaster Movie' all before the power went out in my street for a good 3 hours, then forgetting to finish watching the movie because id gotten so blotto on the toffee flavoured goodness of Baileys, iv learnt 2 things;

• Baileys is good
• If a movies called Disaster Movie, it is just that.

'Disaster Movie' is presumably the same as Epic Movie, but i saw no connections, except the bad acting, crappy humour and little resemblance to the Movies or Celebrities being ripped on. Through out the whole movie i was sitting there, watching with the occasional giggle from me and a whole heartidly pirate style laugh from the female, i was thinking, this Baileys could use some ice. It was that bad. When i looked on IMDB it gave a few examples of the movies ripped on, here's which apparently are the most subtle ones;

• Superbad (2007) - Character McLover is a spoof of McLovin from the movie
• Juno (2007) - Character names Paulie and Juney, who dress the same as Michael Cera's and Ellen Page's characters
• Enchanted (2007) - Character Giselle
• Kung Fu Panda (2008) - Character who is depicted as Po
• Hancock (2008) - Character named Hancock who shares same qualities as Will Smiths character
• The Love Guru (2008) - Characters the Love Guru and Justin Timberlake

Aside from these movies being mediocre to begin with, Disaster Movie made it worse for them all.

Anyways, opinions are opinions, and my hangover is bad, in short, if you want a night in and a reason to drink, choose this movie, i assure you the words "It was mint cause i was drunk" make this movie what it is. Now i have a presentation to do at work.

Peace out!